MIB 3: Pt 3
Byron AC, Ben Silverio, and Ansel Burch are pop culture observers/ content creators/ excellent friends who are ready to put it all on the line to make you crack a smile, even if it endangers their own future or past.
We’re wrapping up our coverage of Men in Black 3 with the traditional edutainment you’ve come to know and love. Listen in for a shallow dive into Monowheels, Coney Island, and governmental spending on the MIB.
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Transcript
Ben Silverio 0:05
Hey, I'm Ben Silverio. I'm Byron advanced computing, and I'm Ansel Burch, and it's time to party.
Ansel Burch 0:14
We are not doctors. We don't give medical advice. Please drink responsibly. This is, yes, hell of a movie. Guys, this is a hell of a movie. Oh,
Ben Silverio 0:27
party, people, we are back again with more time to party. Welcome. Thanks for joining us. There are a lot of ways you can find soothing comfort in this trash fire of a world. We appreciate you tuning in to us.
Byron 0:46
Like, hey, it's like, fucking sucks, right now, come listen to us
Ansel Burch 0:51
from 2012 Yeah.
Byron 0:53
Who cares? It'll be all right.
Ben Silverio 0:58
We can be your own personal This is fine meme. Everything burning around you, just sipping your coffee anyway? No, yeah, no, I've got Yeah, if for whatever reason you're just tuning in to episode three. First, good on you. But second, we have been talking about men in black three with our good friend Byron AC. See that made it right. Did you do that on purpose? Byron, Oh, yeah.
Byron 1:29
Listen, the AC is a combination of two things, if you figure Ansel, probably could figure out the C at the very least. I don't know if he's got the A down.
Ansel Burch 1:41
Is it asshole? Yes,
Byron 1:46
pirate, asshole compartment.
Ben Silverio 1:56
Sometimes, sometimes you get charged extra for that. You
Ansel Burch 2:05
a great start,
Ben Silverio 2:07
friends, if you don't, if you don't know what we're talking about, we're
Byron 2:11
talking about men in black.
Ben Silverio 2:16
It's true, and this is what our good friends IMDb have to say about men in black three. Agent J travels back in time to MIB. Is early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend. Agent K and changing history, dun, dun, dun. A fun fact. Whenever I hear that, dun, dun, dun, I think of that movie. What is it? The Croods with Nicholas Cage and Emma Stone and Ryan Reynolds, and there's like a character named belt who's voiced by the same guy who voices stitch. And it's, it's a ridiculous animated movie about cave people. I remember when it came out, but it's, yeah, yeah. And belt is like, he hangs out with Ryan Reynolds. It's, I mean, I imagine all his belts do that. Clearly, we're
Byron 3:19
delusional way too much on the on the second episode, and completely burned ourselves up for this one. So
Ansel Burch 3:27
sleep is showing. Oh,
Byron 3:29
yeah. So everyone just just, you know, pop a melatonin. It'll be all good, and we'll gently take you into that good night
Ansel Burch 3:38
tonight. There you go. Sleep. Podcast is a whole genre. I'm sure we could get in. Oh yeah,
Byron 3:45
we just need some buttery voices. So if you got a buttery voice, send your application to go Ansel Burch, his personal phone number, which
Ansel Burch 3:55
is, that's right, 773,
Ansel Burch 4:02
I I am very easy to find
Ben Silverio 4:09
That's right. People time to party is moving in a new direction. Well,
Ansel Burch 4:13
this is education. This is the edutainment episode, which some people find a little bit sleepy. But I, I, for one, have a high octane offering for this month.
Ben Silverio 4:28
Oh, do you I do well, I feel like we should start with you then.
Ansel Burch 4:36
Oh, okay, yeah, mainly because
Byron 4:40
I'm still working on mine.
Ansel Burch 4:43
So I want you to cast your mind back to watching the movie when we had the moment where K reveals the vehicle that they are going to use to give chase to Boris, the animal Jay is. So surprised. It's just Boris, just Boris, yeah, it's just Boris. And Jay is so surprised that the vehicle in question is a mono wheel, one of those weird, oh yeah, yeah, motorcycles with the one wheel that goes around the whole darn thing. And they make a comment about, Oh, you don't have these in the future, which I think they intended to be like a fun throwaway thing, but mono wheels actually go way back. Mono wheels go back to the 1800s the first ones.
Byron 5:36
Of course, you would know about this,
Ansel Burch 5:40
not before I Googled it. Don't worry.
Byron 5:46
Mono wheel convention earlier this week. I'm
Ansel Burch 5:51
not gonna lie. The wood cut of the old timey guy riding this thing I could cosplay as this guy. So the original, the first one, the first one that got built, as far as as I could find, goes back to the 1860s just shy of the 1870s actually, 1869 so 100 years before the events of the flashback in this movie. And the original model was called the unicycle, which obviously we ended up using for something else, or the flying Yankee velocipede, which I'm sad that didn't catch on. That feels like a much better name in the 1860s obviously they thought they had something on their hands. This was a time when we were doing a lot of innovation around bicycles, and the velocipede was was a name for these early bicycles. They were, they were known as the bone shaker because they hadn't figured, oh yeah, it was bad. We were doing innovation on bicycles. Yeah. This was by so when I worked at the Museum of Science and Industry, we had an entire exhibit called The Art of the bicycle, and it's still there. You can go check it out. Part of it, part of the joy of the art of the bicycle exhibit is that it's not about like bicycles that made it into production. Most of them are bikes that didn't work out like they're in the museum, because nobody rode them, and so they're in still really good
Ben Silverio 7:27
condition. That's amazing. Most of the
Ansel Burch 7:29
historic bikes that are on display are ones that are like, Yeah, this sucked. That one hurt people. This one couldn't drive, yeah. Like,
Byron 7:38
please do not let your children climb onto this thing, they will get very easy.
Ansel Burch 7:43
Let's hurt everyone that's ever touched it.
Ben Silverio 7:47
I know it's not like
Byron 7:50
we tried to bring it in. It's
Ben Silverio 7:53
cursed. I know it's not an actual bicycle, but it's in the bicycle family. Do you guys talk about the Vespa with the rocket launcher on it that they tried to use during the war that would be that would be parachuted in,
Ansel Burch 8:06
no that that did not make it into the exhibit. That sounds sick as hell,
Ben Silverio 8:13
though. The things you learn about Vespa and other companies during war times when you're just scrolling through Instagram. Yeah,
Ansel Burch 8:21
boy. If you want to make yourself sad, Google, your favorite company and what they were doing during World War Two. Yeah, it's not. It's almost never good.
Ben Silverio 8:36
No, the one, the one about Nintendo, was fun because it's it wasn't necessarily Nintendo killing people, it was Nintendo's history. Well, the video was specifically highlighting their love hotels.
Ansel Burch 8:52
Sorry, what?
Ben Silverio 8:55
Yes, so Nintendo used to have
Byron 8:57
Ansel reaction to love hotels.
Ben Silverio 9:01
So according to this,
Ansel Burch 9:04
as opposed to normal hotels,
Ben Silverio 9:07
yes, so in Japan, the love hotels are the ones that you can rent by the hour. And apparently, Nintendo also used to have a line of taxi cabs that could bring people to the love hotels. And apparently there are still remnants of the love hotel history in Nintendo's games today. For example, how do you level up your Pokemon and heal them?
Ansel Burch 9:38
I never played. You make them fight each other. I thought one
Ben Silverio 9:42
thing you can do is leave them at at the Pokemon Center or some kind of hotel to, like, breed more Pokemon, oh, yeah, at the like, gym or whatever, yeah, something like that. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 9:59
I. At the steamwork gym. Yeah,
Ansel Burch 10:06
this Pokemon is pretty cool. What if it fucked?
Ben Silverio 10:11
Listen, if Machamp doesn't fuck, then you're if you think that, I think you're
Ansel Burch 10:16
wrong. Is that the one with with the extra arms? Yeah? Hey, I knew one.
Ben Silverio 10:21
There you go. He absolutely fucks.
Byron 10:26
Now, podcast into which, which Pokemon Do you think fucks?
Ansel Burch 10:30
Or, yeah, which, which Pokemon fucks?
Byron 10:33
Like at least 700 of
Ben Silverio 10:39
them. Probably not. This guy, he he's probably too
Ansel Burch 10:42
tired. That guy looks like he's got the same problem as all those pandas, all the zoo pandas.
Ben Silverio 10:50
Listen, Snorlax is good at two things exactly, and one of them is not fucking. Nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that. Anyway to bring
Byron 11:02
it all home, he eats pussy like a motherfucker. I'll tell you. Man that one.
Ansel Burch 11:16
Man anyway to bring it all home, you can buy your very own motorized monocycle today for just, just $13,000
Ben Silverio 11:26
Oh, my God, who is still making these?
Ansel Burch 11:29
This one is made by, I don't know. It's a sketchy website that I refuse to click on, but
Byron 11:37
it's just filled with malware.
Ansel Burch 11:38
Yeah, the minute you get the bike,
Byron 11:41
you get an malware in your in your lug
Ansel Burch 11:43
where was this one?
Ben Silverio 11:44
If you have enough money to afford it, then there's a company
Ansel Burch 11:47
called McLean that's making them, but they didn't have prices on their website. Surprisingly,
Byron 11:51
this got past the tariffs. Everything else. Yeah, the monolith of
Ansel Burch 11:56
bikes. But yeah, there seem to be a few different companies making them, which is surprising, because I don't think I've ever seen one, and they seem to be reasonably priced as vehicles with motors go.
Ben Silverio 12:08
You mean, there isn't some hipster riding around Buck town on one of these already,
Ansel Burch 12:13
because I haven't seen Dylan, doesn't mean he doesn't
Byron 12:19
exist, to be fair. Like electric bike now is like the big thing. It's like, you know, so I would, I wouldn't put it past monolith bike.
Ansel Burch 12:29
Arguably, those little one motors, one wheel things that you put your feet on, the little like skateboard that has less stability situations. Those work on the same principle. It's still, it's still the one wheel with the gyroscope at the bottom to keep it upright, like it's the same design, yeah. And I see those, and
Byron 12:53
did they have one of those in the like that South Park episode, the bike
Ansel Burch 12:57
probably dumb as hell
Byron 13:01
it's been Do you know the you know the episode?
Ben Silverio 13:04
I don't, but I believe here, because they've totally done all that stuff
Byron 13:08
before. Where was the
Ben Silverio 13:12
Oh, my God, I remember now. I do remember that episode. Now
Byron 13:16
we'll let the view. We'll let the listeners Google that one.
Ben Silverio 13:20
Yeah, I don't remember that one. Snorlax. Snorlax is all about that one. Oh, my God. Listen, we're not here to kink shame Pokemon. No, yeah,
Ansel Burch 13:34
they're fictional, and we don't know what their genitals are like. Go for it, guys.
Ben Silverio 13:40
We'd have to dive much further into fan fiction to
Byron 13:42
fluid. Oh, I bet more ways than
Ansel Burch 13:51
one. Well, I don't know if that's what you had prepared, but hey, Byron, what's your
Byron 13:57
and is it Pokemon genitals? God, I wish it was I wish it was that. But watching this movie, I have to say, really brings up a topic that, of course, everyone is talking about, and that's government waste, as we've seen within the men in black. So much inefficiency within this organization. Luckily, I don't know if you guys have seen the news lately. There's this new branch of the government that just been created called the Department of government efficiency. I got a really, really cool website. Man, this website's so cool. It's in dark mode. Even if you don't want it in dark mode, it's there. So cool. Anyways, I got a report on the Men in Black here. I got pulled up $8,758 per oval monitor that they have, which is the monitor itself, just poor design. It takes up about it, like, cuts off about 40% of the screen, and they've got, like. Fucking 1000s of these. They do have to get half of that one their New York real estate office about 9.9 point 5 million per year, and that's before all the custom work they did for their little super secret entrance and all that other bullshit. Looking at now this though, I gotta say the Men in Black they they do use AI, if you if you remember, in that one scene, they were talking Will Smith was talking to it to try and get a little bit more backstory. So he was using quite a bit of AI usage. As we all know, AI uses so much goddamn computing power. Let's just say the men in blacks consumption took out the power in Spain recently. So the bill on for that. Just, you know, we're still calculating that in fact. Oh, okay, and this report is been taken off the site, fuck.
Ben Silverio 16:00
Oh, my God. Well, listen,
Byron 16:02
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Unknown Speaker 18:36
Oh no.
Ansel Burch 18:41
Oh my, how enlightening. So,
Unknown Speaker 18:47
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Ansel Burch 18:48
good topic, good topic,
Ben Silverio 18:52
yeah, I would like to see all that added to men in black cannon
Byron 18:58
after this
Ansel Burch 18:59
that did get covered in in Independence Day, which is also a Will Smith, uh, vehicle, so it's truly, he's on the bus. He was looking at Will Smith
Byron 19:11
was looking at part on the bus and Independence Day, I
Ansel Burch 19:14
don't know, allegedly, a legend that was fire.
Ben Silverio 19:20
And secret mission is just to continue connecting the Will Smith, Will Smith,
Byron 19:25
universal, the Millennium this
Unknown Speaker 19:29
week as we There we go. There we go.
Ben Silverio 19:32
Those were the days the willendium.
Byron 19:35
We're still living in the millennium. We haven't we've got another 75 years left of this millennium.
Ansel Burch 19:43
I mean, if it's a true millennium, we've got 975
Byron 19:48
years. Oh yeah. It's true. Yeah.
Ansel Burch 19:54
He didn't call it a will entry.
Ben Silverio 19:57
Oh yeah, true. That's true. He was thinking that could be, that could be his next
Byron 20:03
album. That guy's so forward thinking, Man, I gotta say, the power he has in Hollywood now. Oh, wait, that's right, that thing
Ansel Burch 20:13
happened. Fuck, this guy could, yeah, anyway, we've just
Unknown Speaker 20:19
been driving hot takes. Ma'am.
Ben Silverio 20:25
Oh, my God, I was gonna make a joke, but I'm definitely not gonna do that, because I'm in some film critic circles and stuff, so that's probably not smart anyway. So finally, for my entertainment, I wanted to focus on a location that you can find in Men in Black three. Oh, if you recall the place that Agent J remembers where Boris the animal is going to be first was Coney Island. Oh, yeah, because his first victim perishes at the New York landmark. And so while thinking of what we could cover for entertainment this this month, I realized that I really don't know that much about Coney Island, so I've never been there. Half the time when I go to New York, I'm just stuck in Manhattan. So I figured I'd look into it just a teeny tiny bit. Coney Island is a neighborhood in Brooklyn that is historically known for their entertainment district, which is mostly film filled with theme park attractions. From what I could find, there is no clear historical consensus on how the island got the name Coney Island, but there are a number of theories. The first one, and the one that I think is like the most accepted potentially, is that the etymology comes from the Native American tribe, the Kono or ko noi, which means the bear band, and they once inhabited the island, so the name could have potentially come from them. The second theory is that Henry Hudson's second mate, John Coleman, who was slain by the natives of Coney Island in 1609 mispronounced their their name, so instead of the Kono or konoy, he said Coney. And it kind of stuck, according to that theory, another theory 18th century Irish Captain Peter O'Connor named it after Coney Island in Ireland, which
Ansel Burch 22:48
had a lot of rabbits. I mean, that seems like a far more plausible
Ben Silverio 22:51
because in Gaelic coin in I believe, is how you say it is the word for rabbit. Okay, there is another theory that it comes from Dutch the surname conin Koi koinon, konyin, c o, n, y n is the surname of Dutch settlers who arrived at Coney Island and suggested it because there were a lot of rabbits, and that is derived from the Dutch word for rabbit. I don't know how I fell into this section of the rabbit hole, but I thought it was interesting. But here we are. But the main thing that I was really curious about for Coney Island was was the amusement area. Because between 1880 and World War Two, Coney Island was the largest amusement area in the United States. I cannot confirm nor deny, but I'm fairly certain that Walt Disney World is now the largest amusement area in the United States, considering their extremely large property. But, you know, I could be wrong, or that could be my bias showing but Coney Island being the largest, it actually contained three competing amusement parks. I thought that Coney Island was just like one big amusement park, but it's actually like a bunch of small ones. Oh so back then it was separated into Luna Park, Dreamland and steeplechase Park, plus a bunch of stuff that was independently run. The first roller coaster at Coney Island was the switchback railway, which was located at West 10th Street in 1884 nearby was the elephantine Colossus, a seven story building shaped like an elephant i. Bar that included a brothel, until its demolition in 1890 that elephant was the first thing that immigrants saw when they arrived in New York, because it was before the Statue of Liberty,
Byron 25:22
if that's not America,
Ben Silverio 25:29
yeah, wow, so and
Byron 25:33
look the Statue of Liberty. No, I think that's a giant elephant. Wonder what goes on in there. Nothing more than dreams, of course, verities and no one being exploited.
Unknown Speaker 25:49
One day I'm gonna go there, Mommy.
Ben Silverio 25:57
So as much as I try to avoid talking about this man, or, well, his family anyway, I did feel that I needed to mention this in the 1960s after Coney Island was hit by fires and recessions and all of the ups and downs of The amusement industry. No pun intended, but totally intended. Some guy by the name of Fred Trump wanted to build luxury apartments and a 160 foot high enclosed dome with recreational facilities and a convention center on the property of steeplechase Park, after a ton of back and forth, the city did their best to keep Trump from staying on the property. They even attempted to evict him by refusing to grant a lease extension towards the end of the decade. In the end, his plans didn't really follow through on the scale that he was looking for. But you know, any Trump L is an l that will gladly take, yeah, luckily,
Byron 27:07
that guy have any kids or any offspring, and we haven't heard the name since
Ben Silverio 27:12
exactly, if only I wish that was the universe that Griffin saw that we're living at now. He tied it right back into the movie. There we go. Finally, instead of the three amusement parks on Coney Island back in the day, today, there are only two, and that is Luna Park and dinos Wonder Wheel amusement park, and they still have all the independently run stuff like bumper cars.
Byron 27:42
Same sake in there?
Ansel Burch 27:43
Yeah, I know, right. He's
Ben Silverio 27:48
just like, No, this is mine,
Byron 27:50
elephant fuck pleasure palace.
Ben Silverio 27:55
That's the attraction they should really be. And within Coney Island's theme park district, there are three rides with landmark status, three active rides, I should say. One is a New York City designated landmark. Another is listed in the National Register of Historic Places, and the third is both. So the first one is the Wonder Wheel, the big ferris wheel made of steel with both stationary and rocking cars. It was originally opened in 1920 and it became a City landmark in 1989 the second one is the B and B carousel, spelled C, A, R, O, U, S, E, L, L, which is how the builder, William F Mangels, spelled it.
Ansel Burch 28:50
That's a rough name for somebody who makes amusement park rides.
Ben Silverio 28:53
That's what I'm saying. Hopefully nobody connected the two. So this carousel was the island's last traditional carousel. It can be found near the entrance or the old entrance to Luna Park, and it was built between 1906 and 1909 with a traditional roll operated fairground organ. It was relocated a few different times in its history, but now, where it currently sits, it is on the National Register of Historic Places as of 2016 finally, the last of these active rides to get one of these designations is the Coney Island cyclone, which opened in 1927 which is one of the oldest wooden roller coasters still in operation in the US. It became a City landmark in 1988 and was listed on the NRHP in 1991 it is New York City's only remaining wooden coaster and is considered ear. Replaceable, since timber supported coasters can no longer be built under modern city building codes. The last thing I wanted to bring up is there is one defunct ride that is still standing and a City landmark, and it's also listed on the NRHP. This is the parachute jump, originally built as the lifesavers parachute jump as part of the 1939 New York World's Fair. This ride was like the first of its kind. Patrons were brought up to 262 feet in the air before being dropped. Oh, and then the parachutes let go. The parachute jump was closed in the 1960s but was preserved and was added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1980 and made a City landmark in 1989 so even though the Coney Island of yesteryear is no longer what it was, there are still remnants of its former glory scattered around this Brooklyn neighborhood, cha, cha. That's pretty great. I'm sorry. Cut Chow. Chow.
Unknown Speaker 31:16
Good Chow to you,
Ansel Burch 31:19
and also with you, I will reassure you. Ben, I did some googling while you were talking, and Disney World is absolutely the biggest Yeah, yeah. No, that
Byron 31:30
makes sense. They have their own government, by the way.
Ben Silverio 31:34
Yeah, that's true. I mean, yeah, yeah, very true. Oh, party people that does it for our
Ansel Burch 31:49
company,
Ben Silverio 31:51
moving on that does it for our edutainment this month, hopefully some of that was more entertaining than informational. Educational congregational, I don't know. I'm just saying words now,
Unknown Speaker 32:06
sensational,
Byron 32:13
and I got to say,
Ben Silverio 32:19
oh man, before we turn into 1980s wrestling valets, even more so arguably, you can find us on the internet. I'm at be Silverio 20 on Instagram, X blue sky and letterbox.
Byron 32:35
You can find me at flame flying, Yankee philosophy. 1776 on truth social you could hear all of my thoughts and opinions on this modern world.
Ansel Burch 32:53
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Ben Silverio 33:04
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Ansel Burch 33:13
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Ben Silverio 33:27
Byron, despite the fact that you don't want anyone to find you ever we do appreciate you coming out of the shadows and appearing on our podcast. I feel like legal is I feel like, legally, we have to tell our listeners that most of what you said was a joke. Listen,
Ansel Burch 33:52
since you cannot be found, I can't confirm
Byron 33:54
nor deny where I was on January 6, perfectly
Ansel Burch 34:01
normal. Perfectly normal day,
Byron 34:03
yeah, yes, storm of the Capitol on that day that was good
Ben Silverio 34:07
by himself,
Ansel Burch 34:08
for tradition, I guess, yeah,
Byron 34:10
for a difference
Ben Silverio 34:15
Byron was nowhere near the Palisades fire. If that's what you were thinking,
Byron 34:18
can I just say real quick. My favorite thing they did, I don't know if you guys have ever seen heard of this tiger king, but they did it. They did a follow up. And the guy, the tiger King, got like some of the guys were trying to get Joe exotic exonerated, went to the January 6 protest, not knowing what it was about. And they just had like, hey, let's free, you know, Joe exotic. And then they're like, oh, nobody's paying attention to us. And then they left. And then January 6 happens, and they're like, oh, man, we really didn't get our message out at all. So much money coming here.
Ansel Burch 34:59
I. Dodged a bullet, though
Ben Silverio 35:01
dodged a bullet, yeah, unlike some people involved in professional wrestling, namely, someone in all elite wrestling, whose spouse may or may not have been in Washington that day. Y 2j, oops, but I mean again, legally, we're required to tell you that we are joking. Because not only are we not doctors, we are not lawyers, no, no, and we do not pretend to
Byron 35:37
we're not running to political office of any kind. No, no.
Ben Silverio 35:43
It's true, and apparently we can, then we can all still be deported. So that's what a time, what you can hear, what a time learn
Byron 35:56
more from me, Byron AC
Ben Silverio 35:58
in a short 18 months, if Byron isn't locked off, locked up or sent to El Salvador for some reason.
Ansel Burch 36:06
But we can talk about that cars short
Ben Silverio 36:09
it's true. Yes, we Yeah, we'll definitely get
Byron 36:12
my podcast, the sex crimes of John Lester through the magic of Pixar.
Ben Silverio 36:18
Coming soon. He rolls right off the top. Yeah, it's very searchable. I mean, SEO is really happy about that title.
Ansel Burch 36:26
We're gonna find it. Oh, you'll find it.
Ben Silverio 36:30
Oh, then that's a threat, apparently.
Byron 36:36
No, but no. Thank you all for having me on and oh yes, yes. Thank you. Thank you for joining us. Making Ansel more I really
Ansel Burch 36:47
Episode Four is gonna be robust
Ben Silverio 36:48
party. People, we hope that you've enjoyed listening to Byron as much as we've enjoyed talking to him, because this has been a wild month. Y'all, what a good time. What? What a good time. As we send you back out into the trash fire that is the world right now, just remember, for the love of God, please be excellent to each other party on dudes. Yes, you.
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